Not all dads deserve a celebration, and this brutally honest Father’s Day card says exactly what needs to be said. Featuring a single sperm on the cover, this card is a sarcastic yet pointed way to acknowledge an absent father, a so-called "dad" who did the bare minimum, or a biological contributor who was never truly there.
 
Perfect for those who want to reclaim Father’s Day with humor, honesty, or a bit of well-earned pettiness, this card delivers a sharp message with a minimalist yet impactful design. Whether you're sending it as a joke, a personal statement, or simply because humor helps you cope, this card makes its point loud and clear.
 
Printed on high-quality cardstock with a blank interior, there’s plenty of space for you to add your own thoughts—whether they’re biting, sarcastic, or surprisingly sentimental. This is the ideal card for those who believe not every father deserves a gold star just for showing up (or not showing up at all).
 
This Father’s Day, say what’s really on your mind with a card that doesn’t sugarcoat the truth.