Getting older comes with a few undeniable truths—gravity wins, naps are a necessity, and your memory? Well, let’s just say it’s got a mind of its own. This hilarious birthday card embraces the reality of aging with a witty take on how the years seem to erase little details—like where you left your glasses (they're on your head) or why you walked into a room (we may never know).
 
Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the quirks of getting older, this card delivers a dose of humor that’s as relatable as it is entertaining. Whether you're celebrating a forgetful friend, a parent who swears they “still got it,” or a sibling who can’t remember their own age, this card makes growing older a little more fun.
 
Printed on high-quality cardstock with a vibrant, eye-catching design, it’s a perfect blend of wit and charm. Blank inside for your own personalized message—or, if you forget what you wanted to say, just sign your name and call it a day! Because let’s be honest, at this age, no one will remember what you wrote anyway.