You owe someone BIG TIME. Maybe they saved your life (or just saved you from an awkward situation). Maybe they went above and beyond, or maybe they just let you have the last slice of pizza. Whatever the reason, a simple “thank you” isn’t going to cut it. No, this calls for something dramatic, excessive, and slightly ridiculous.
 
Introducing the Feet Groveling Voucher—the ultimate way to show gratitude with humiliating flair. By gifting this card, you’re offering the recipient the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have you grovel at their feet like a medieval peasant before a royal. Expect deep bows, exaggerated praise, and possibly some tearful thank-yous.
 
Fine print: The issuer reserves the right to refuse groveling services if the recipient suffers from questionable foot hygiene. Feet must be thoroughly sanitized before redemption. Other rules and restrictions may apply. Shred after use, or this greeting card will self-destruct.
 
If you’re ready to fully embrace your unworthiness and make someone laugh in the process, grab this card now. Because nothing says “I appreciate you” like humbling yourself at someone’s feet.
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